Gio's Incorrect Quotes, Ships and Trash

callmedipshit

Imagine your OTP pt 2

Person A: *walks in with nothing but a sexy lingerie*
Person A: Hey B, can you um teach me how to-
Person A: *sits down close to Person B smoothly.*
Person B: Yeah yeah. Sure. In a sec.
A few moments later.
Person B: Okay A! So what's-
Person A: *Sleeping in the couch while snoring*

make-some-manna

Anonymous asked:

-Marco: I used to have a girlfriend... but I didn't knew how to keep the relationship afloat[Flashback] -Jackie: (In bed wearing a lingerie) Marco, make love to me like you used to!Marco: (drinking some root-beer, annoyed) No! -Jackie: It's that horrible Ms. Ordonia isn't it? -Marco: (throws away the glass and bottle, screams) You Leave Janna out of this! -Janna: (outside) Marco Oh MAARRRCCOOOO! -Marco: (Smiling, cut back to the present) I guess sometimes you don't even know what you want...

make-some-manna answered:

Parody of a parody (of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof and A Streetcar Named Desire)? Parodyception.

cluelessrebel1988

One thing I really liked about Into The Spider-verse was that they didn’t have Miles and Gwen kiss at the end before she went back to her dimension. Most movies would have, but it definitely wasn’t earned in this case and I like the idea of them being friends, at least for now.

ozhorizon

miles x gwen and miles x anya are both very adorable ships in this canon

elsakey

Is anyone else living over the fact that on the day of its official release Sony already has released news not only of a sequel and spinoff of Into the Spiderverse, but also that said sequel will focus on the romance between Miles and Gwen???

caffeinated--writer

I hope Tom goes to see Spider-Man: Into the Spider Verse…. just so he can see what the fate of his Peter Parker may end up like 😂

jess-the-vampire

knivxsanddespair asked:

If canon ships are determined by bias percentages of fans, can you imagine how canon itself would be determined? Its gonna be hell.

jess-the-vampire answered:

I’m dying of laughter over here you have no idea.

logically, i wouldn’t put tomco at 95%, but considering the situation it’s incredibly hilarious to me we have the power to do that.

I wanna see if the guy actually listens to the poll or says “It doesn’t matter” just because of the high number now. If he’s gonna let starco’s number slide i wanna see what happens when tomco is this high.

Honestly i got so sick of how that wiki is run, especially since the whole thing forces other shippers down the way it does.

and using a poll does not make ANY SENSE to determine how canon a ship is because that ranges in opinion and allows anybody to put it as high or low as they want.

And i wanna use this, as a way to expose them for how terribly biased this is or can be.

If i had it my way, i’d remove percentages altogether and make the box “Canon/Non-canon”.

No percentages, you just say if it’s canon or not.

But since apparently the wiki won’t do that, or the fans refuse to.

I think it’s about time, WE have a say in what percentages the ships should have.

Might as well show how terrible this system is and how biased the wiki is by literally voting to make every ship higher.

I mean, he can’t exactly say the people who votes didn’t vote honestly.

oh don’t worry, i’ve seen plenty of that myself.

Like i said, the wiki personally is a lost cause but do you have any idea how many times i had to fix stuff int he tomstar wiki because people kept writing mean things in there or about how they’re gonna break up?

Fandom’s ridiculous man.

incorrect-dragonprince

Viren: In an emergency, a crayon will burn for 30 minutes.

Claudia: How long do they burn if it's not an emergency?

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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