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Imagine your OTP pt 2

Person A: *walks in with nothing but a sexy lingerie*
Person A: Hey B, can you um teach me how to-
Person A: *sits down close to Person B smoothly.*
Person B: Yeah yeah. Sure. In a sec.
A few moments later.
Person B: Okay A! So what's-
Person A: *Sleeping in the couch while snoring*

make-some-manna

Anonymous asked:

-Marco: I used to have a girlfriend... but I didn't knew how to keep the relationship afloat[Flashback] -Jackie: (In bed wearing a lingerie) Marco, make love to me like you used to!Marco: (drinking some root-beer, annoyed) No! -Jackie: It's that horrible Ms. Ordonia isn't it? -Marco: (throws away the glass and bottle, screams) You Leave Janna out of this! -Janna: (outside) Marco Oh MAARRRCCOOOO! -Marco: (Smiling, cut back to the present) I guess sometimes you don't even know what you want...

make-some-manna answered:

Parody of a parody (of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof and A Streetcar Named Desire)? Parodyception.

thaumatroping

i’m tegridy plus

blood--cakes

THEYRE ALL HIGH AS FUCK JSJDJSKD

hasbrobear

Anonymous asked:

Jaune and Weiss are expecting, and Adrian is getting super hyped about his cousin-to-be.

hasbrobear answered:

“Oh my gosh! Is it going to be a boy or girl!” Adrian said as he jumped exitedly. Once word of Weiss’s pregnancy. Adrian got exited at the prospect of having a cousin.

Jaune laughed a bit a he scratched his head. “Sorry bud, but we don’t know yet.” Adrian pouted, he hoped it would be a boy. He went over to Weiss’s belly and put his ear to it. “Hey! Are you a boy or a girl?”

He asked politely as Jaune and Weiss held their mouths at the cute and funny display. Weiss then grunted and Jaune put a hand on her. “You Okay?” Weiss nodded. “Yeah I think it just kicked that’s all.” Adrian cheered as he kept his ear on her belly. “Kick twice for yes and once for no!! Are you boy?”

After a couple second Weiss and Jaune’s were surprised to see that there was one kick. “Aww man….” Adrian pouted as he left the couole. “….. what was that?” Weiss said as she felt her belly. “… I think that was our baby girl?” Jaune answered which only confused the soon to be parents more.

maripr

Sometimes I get a little pissed off at people blaming Oscar’s situation on Ozpin, as if Oz wanted any of that.

I’m all for protecting smol farm boi and calling Oz out on his bullshit but not for things he had no control over.

“I went through the same panic and confusion”, he said in vol 4, either speaking from the POV of headmaster Ozpin, who was once maybe a young, confused man like Oscar and just as scared of the voice in his head, or as the original Ozma, who truly understood what reincarnation meant when he found himself on the body of a complete stranger.

lovealltherwbyships

Anonymous asked:

headcanons for blacksun, rosegarden and freezerburn?

lovealltherwbyships answered:

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you 5 headcanons for them!

Blacksun:

Sun loves to make loud declarations of love, while Blake is a little more quiet about her romantic gestures. Both of them cherish the way the other shows their love.
Blake is actually the first one to confess her feelings. Sun has always known, but he was waiting for the right time. Blake just happens to blurt it out one day
Sun is a great cook and loves to make nice meals for Blake
Blake loves to write love letters to him whenever they are apart
Both propose to each other because they are dorks like that

Rosegarden:

Oscar has such a crush on Ruby and it’s adorable
He awkwardly tries to ask her out (flowers and everything) but stutters his way through it. Ruby agrees anyway
Ruby loves to make Oscar laugh. She thinks his laugh is so cute
If they ever get their own house, they’re going to have a big garden with a bunch of flowers and herbs and vegetables in it
Oscar prefers calm dates (movies and coffee shop type things) while Ruby is more adventurous (theme parks and skydiving type stuff)

Freezerburn:

Weiss will help Yang train by using her semblence to bring up foes for Yang to fight
They have quiet nights where they just cuddle together, reading books
Also, a power couple and all eyes are on them whenever they walk into parties
Weiss loves showing Yang off. Yang loves showing Weiss off. Each doesn’t know that the other is showing them off when they go out
Yang teaches Weiss to cook. It makes for fun date nights

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Ice Cream

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Marco: *walks up to Eclipsa holding two cones of chocolate ice cream and hands her one* Here you go.

Eclipsa: Why thank you dear. So this is ice cream. Interesting.

Marco: Yeah. Basically it’s frozen dairy milk in an edible form. Give it a lick! I think you’ll like it.

Eclipsa: *licks the side of the ice cream* Oh wow. That’s really cold, but you’re right. It is really good.

Marco: *chuckles* Yeah. That was pretty much everyone else’s reaction when they tried ice cream for the first time. *begins to lick his ice cream*

Eclipsa: Oh my… Now, how do I get the ice cream at the bottom of this?

Marco: You can just eat it.

Eclipsa: Eat the cone?!

Marco: Oh yeah totally! Watch, *takes a bite out of his cone* It’s like a cracker. *eats the rest of the cone*

Eclipsa: *giggling at how messy Marco looks right now* Looks like you got a little on you face. *wipes her finger across his cheek and licks the chocolate off her finger*

Marco: *turning bright red*

Eclipsa: What seems to be the matter sweetie?

Marco: You… You could have… Just told me… Where to clean myself…

Eclipsa: And waste perfectly good chocolate? How silly of you Marco.

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itsclydebitches

Ruby Rose, 15 years old, looking like she’s 12, wielding big silver eyes, crazy impressive scythe skills, babbling adorably about how it’s her dream to help others: I’d really like to come to your school…

Ozpin, devoted to nurturing humanity, spent at least two lives as a father, mostly to daughters, likes to do the lame dad voice when telling fairy tales, thinks the best answer to ‘How do you deal with a kid who just stopped a robbery?’ is ‘Give her a whole plate of cookies’: I’m literally incapable of denying you anything right now

Ruby: :D

Glynda: omg